Poor, Stupid Babies

Dumb people of the world: Stop fucking getting knocked up!

I am getting awful sick of hearing about really really mindless people spawning children. I get gossip from my ex-classmates informing me of whose expecting and it makes me cringe. It is never the pretty brainy chicks and their Ivy League boyfriends. No. It's the girls with the muffin tops, and the split ended hair dyed bleach blond on top and black underneath. It's the girls who failed algebra 1 and don't know the differences between there/their/they're. And it's their ex-footballer boyfriends who already have beer guts and work at Walmart.

Of course, there is a very simple reason behind this: smart people have the good sense to USE BIRTH CONTROL! They're called condoms. Don't like the feel of rubber around your dick? Then girlies, it's called the pill. The patch. The shot. The ring. The sponge. The tubaligation. I don't care. there are so many options out there, and whether or not you can spell or not should not affect your ability to stroll into a CVS and buy a box of Trojans. Seriously.

Here's this other thing. I know intelligent people that are laisse faire about being safe and yet they don't get preggers. But those low IQed peeps are all about popping out little illegitimate ones. I would almost be happy if two smart college kids made a baby, because this world seems to be lacking in smarts.

Now, I am not a fan of that big bad "A" word, but when white trash keeps producing more white trash, this pushes me farther and farther towards pro-choice. Now, I have a brain. I'd keep my kid. But of course, I'm on the pill. So that won't be an issue anyway. But I'd be pleased to squeeze out a kid with my eyes and my brain (although, hopefully the powers that be would give the kid the dude's nose). But, I think ignoramuses should have every option available to them.

I repeat: CONDOMS!

I'm done.